The Jubilee Conspiracy
You want The Spice, fellow diggers? Let's see if you can handle The Spice.
If you joined me for our first foray down The Shemitah Conspiracy — one of, if not the, most crucial Bible Conspiracy burrows for understanding our current psy-op stricken times — you would know of the significance of this spicy seven-year September shit-show cycle.
In short: The Shemitah Conspiracy stems from a seemingly obscure Biblical reference to a seemingly arbitrary directive given to the exodusing Jews from God/Yahweh/Yaldaboath (soz, but if you haven’t been Gnostic-pilled about the Old Testament yet then it’s well and truly time) to cease work on the land every seventh year to allow it to replenish and better provide during the following cycle:
“You shall sow your land for six years and gather in its yield… but on the seventh year you shall let it rest and lie fallow, so that the needy of your people may eat; and whatever they leave the beast of the field may eat.” Exodus 23:10-11
Seems like more obscure and arbitrary religious bollocks… until you realise that the 9/11 terrorist attacks and the start of the 2008 global financial meltdown occurred EXACTLY seven years apart and were timed EXACTLY to coincide with the start of Shemitah years. This seven year cycle of seemingly encoded/scripted social chaos and resulting economic disruption has since been coined “The Shemitah Effect”.
In what was already a pretty spicy dig, I dangled an extra 🌶 future burrow: The Jubilee Conspiracy, which occurs every 50 years on the seventh iteration of the seven year cycle (777, if we also take into account the seventh-day Sabbath). As the name suggests, this is the Royale Deluxe Whopper with Cheese version of the spicy Shemitah burger: a whole year of the elite trolling us through manufactured loosh-harvesting events, rather than just the small mercy of every seventh September.
Despite the fact that my favourite Psychedelic Crypto Gematria Bro has been calling it for over a year, I didn’t want to commit to The Jubilee Conspiracy too early: partly because I didn’t want to over spice things, but mainly because I literally had no idea if we were entering the 50th year of the cycle or not.
But, with a few more months of chaos under our belts, and with no end to the impending spiciness in sight, I think I’m ready to call it — not unlike a CNN pundit waiting for the midnight Maricopa mail-in ballot drop: buckle up fellow goyim (oof, he went there) coz it’s officially Jubilee time and the “festivities” are only just getting started.
The question is… can you dig it?
In hindsight, I’m not sure why I hedged; all the pieces of the puzzle were already there for any self-respecting Bible Conspiracy Theorist to put together.
As I outlined in our previous instalment, the Spice-o-Metre themed, Greenday-inspired recap and reflection: our previous September psy-op in 2015 was suspiciously quiet (aside from some key late nights TV show host movements) — especially compared to the one-two, just-below-the-gut punch of the Twin Towers controlled demolitions in 2001 and the Lehman Brothers controlled demolition in 2008.
Welp, seems like the Bible Conspiracists were just lulling us into a false sense of security, daring to dream that The Shemitah Conspiracy had fizzled out, knowing full well that the next iteration was in fact the biggie.
And, being the pranksters that they are, they decided to rub it right in our faces by LITERALLY KILLING OFF THE FUCKING LIZARD QUEEN ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE SHEMITAH DURING HER OWN PLATINUM JUBILEE YEAR.
Given how tin-foil-hat deep I am in unfulfilled predictions, it only makes sense to double (quadruple?) down and tell you exactly how I think the final 9 months of The Jubilee Conspiracy will play out.
Well, not really. What I will do is point you to the work of OG Simulation Theorist Jason Breshears: the most controversial yet essential truther in the Conspirituality Community right now.
Breshears — registered sex offender, ex-Con of over 20 years and (more importantly) probably the most well-read chronologist and ancient historian you will ever come across — has developed a system for major event prediction that he calls “Isometric Projections”. Essentially, it holds that our reality operates in a palindromic manner, where major world events mirror each other around certain pivot points. Once we can identify these “flip dates”, we can start to map out the approximate nature of the psy-ops that await us.
Breshears has spicy predictions for days: none more so than the imminent removal of Sleepy Joe as a reflection of Dicky Nixon’s deep-throated downfall in 1973. However, it is his conclusion of an imminent “False Carrington Event” — the deliberate bringing down of the internet, worldwide, sometime in 2023 — that has truthers everywhere rushing to buy external hard drives and Faraday cages in preparation for the Big Day.
He is not alone in advancing this theory. Remember the psy-op that was going around a few months ago, where various internet sleuths uncovered a repeating reference in popular culture to a major world-shaking event occurring on September 23? In case you were not doing your due digging diligence and missed it:
Well, it seems we were a year too early — because, as you have (hopefully) already worked out, September 23 2023 will be smack bang at the end of the Jubilee year. What a way that would be to go out, hey?
Thus, what they appear to have in store for us is 9 months of cumulative contrived chaos — controlled Jibby Jab and Pe@dogate disclosure, political and economic upheaval, heck even the much-prophesied Project Blue Beam-inspired Fake Alien Invasion — before the grand “cyber 9/11” event arrives to reset the internet and usher in the new metaverse-entangled Brave New World Order financial system, probably just in time for us to settle in and brace for WW3 in the Middle East.
Whoa whoa whoa; WTF bro. Isaac, that was a bit intense… is what you might say if you are new here.
Because you know as well as I do that this is what you come Down the Wombat Hole for: to be informed, through witty alliterative prose and dank meme warfare, about the potential future timelines that most self-respecting Stackers retain too much credibility to attach their name to.
And, more to the point: the fact that you are here and made it this far means that this potential future timeline is EXACTLY what you agreed to incarnate down into this realm for: to experience, bear witness to and hold the line during one of the greatest and most spiritually-refining times to be alive in our AI-hijacked Simulaverse.
Wholesome Conspiracy isn’t love n light bby: it is accepting the inverted nature of our reality exactly as it presents to us, trolling it relentlessly and mercilessly, whilst consciously rejecting it for our own Creation.
And through it all, regardless of how things play out, my message will stay the same: stay cozy frens… just don’t forget about your New Earth community building and vege gardens.
