Red Waves, October Surprises, November Bloodbaths and Blood Moons
DTWH MAGA Midterms Special.
November 8 2022.
A brief few months ago — life moving as fast as it is right now — I promised to be your source for all MAGA Midterms news.
May I firstly apologise for being derelict in my duty: it’s a pretty distracting time to be a conspiracy theorist right now, i’m sure you will agree.
But, finally, the big day is here, and you better believe I am here for it.
So, without further ado, as I press publish just as my Yankee readers are arising for the next episode of the Battle for Democracy in the land where Democracy was sold out to the Archons long ago, let’s do this: no supporting sources, no accountability for my wild predictions and accusations, just my unique brand of Based, Self-Aware Qtard Conspiracy Freestyle — aided by a level heightened meme warfare that would make an Anon version of Vlad the Invader quiver in jealousy.
Where to start?
Is (the artist formerly known as) Kanye — loud, proud and newly crowned anti-Semite-in-Chief — officially the Most Based Individual in the world now that Orange Man continues his descent into the Germ-Conspirator-in-Chief, Fake-Orange-Antichrist archetype?
Did the partner of the third most important politician in the US really get hammered by his gay prostitute/lover and they tried to blame a Qtard instead— bringing new meaning to October Surprise?
Is John Fetterman v Dr. Oz bringing new meaning to the iconic choice between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich?
Not my best work I know, but I was on a tight deadline to get this one published.
Personally, I am primarily concerned with my impending pay day. Did you know that Republicans were still paying over $3 to take the senate until a few weeks ago? Lol what Simulation do they think their avatars are in.
‘Dems (gettit) fighting words — I know — from someone who is still in the red (gettit) from 2020. Why am I so sure that it will be THIS TIME that Red October surges and crests into the much prophesied Red Wave that will come and obliterate the hapless, Natural Law-denying Demoncrats in a brutal November Bloodbath that the script writers thought (correctly) would be hilarious to coincide with a rare Blood Moon eclipse?
Simples: it’s still rigged, just like it was in 2020. Only this time, it is the RINOs and fake Paytriots who are destined to cash in on the never-ending political back and forth that the Germ-Conspiring, War-Mongering string pullers orchestrate.
How? What, you mean apart from the fact that they installed a malfunctioning clone/hologram of the head of a corrupt, pedo-dynasty family as President for the purpose (see also: gay hammerings) of destroying through humiliation the Democratic Party and fomenting the perfect conditions for a conservative religious nationalist movement with no real opposition to rise in its ashes?
Well, yes. Because (and this might be even more triggering for Democracy Believers) the RINOs and fake Paytriots have been allowed, over the last 2 years, to take over the same machines that were used to switch votes at will in key swing states.
GUYS THEY LITERALLY HAVE VOTING MACHINES THAT JUST SWITCH VOTES IN SYSTEMATIC STATISTICALLY INSIGNIFICANT WAYS WHERE THEY NEED TO TO GET THE OUTCOME THEY WANT AND YOUR VOTE REALLY DOES MEAN NOTHING SORRY.
Ahem. Well, that and ballot harvesting.
The mainstream election fraud narrative is calculated misdirection, as it was right from the start: when — in those heady, November and December pre-Inauguration days — Orange Man was deliberately Tweeting out false election fraud claims whilst ignoring legitimate ones so as to deliberately muddy the waters into the liquidy shit show the whole debate has now become.
Overnight pipe bursts and mysterious suitcases? Fake ballots from Chyna? Dead people voting? Great headlines and great for generating revolutionary zeal in your supporters, sure.
The problem is, none of these methods — if they were real, which I will concede they are to an extent — can produce the type of blatant number fiddling that was required to give Hologram Sleepy Joe the most votes ever by an American Presidential candidate.
The Big Lie indeed.
The whole vote-switching-machines thing was basically torpedoed by Sidney fucking Powell. Remember her? This part of the psy-op goes so deep — as in, Baron Trump’s Marvellous Underground Journey level of deep — that there was actually a book published/inserted into the Simulation in 1949 by a Sidney W. Powell called “Towards the Great Awakening”:
Has anyone seen The Kraken?
Look: don’t let me be a two-party pooper.
I literally ran for politics despite possessing a deeply held belief that politics is a loosh-harvesting distraction, so the least you can do is be your best God/god-fearing Patriot, serve your civic duty and vote for the Giant Red Douche so that your favourite conspiratorial wombat wins enough to pay off his car. You might even get Nuremberg 2.0 show trials starring The Faucinator and some of your other favourite, Germ-Conspiring underlings as a bonus before things go off the rails!
As long as we understand the game we are participating in, what’s the harm? Because, in the end, this whole political drama, it’s all just side show, isn’t it — just a backdrop to the rise and Resurrection of The Chosen One, The Moon-Child, the Fake Orange Antichrist himself.
Have they arrested him yet?
