So… How’s That Vaccine Rollout Going?
December 19 2020: This went south quicker than even I was expecting.
Have you been following the vaccine roll out? While there is nothing funny about rushing out inadequately tested pharmaceuticals, it’s hard not to find amusement in how things are going.
For the most part, it has gone as expected. Information has come out showing just how serious vaccine side effects can be (like, you know, temporary face paralysis), while awareness is growing about how little we actually know about medium to long term impacts (like, you know, the potential for baby making). Hopefully it is encouraging more people to (gulp) ‘do their own research’ on vaccines, using excellent aggregating sites such as this one.
Indeed, from what I have seen on social media, the nature of the rollout of this vaccine has caused another layer of public awakening to occur — another thing the Orange Man can (and will) take credit for, whether his intention or not. Want a good example? See the absolute (deserved) savaging this lady received after posing for the jab 35 weeks pregnant, urging her followers to ‘read primary sources’ whilst completely omitting the fact that the official Government advice is that the Pfizer vaccine should not be given to people who are pregnant.
Regrettably, this has not been the only head scratching own goal from the vaccinate-everyone brigade.
To kick off the not at all transparent propaganda campaign in the UK, the NHS wheeled out some poor old Grandma named Margaret to jab away at to show everyone just how safe the vaccine is. Finger crossed she doesn’t have an allergy, given several bad reactions has now lead to authorities telling anyone with a history of allergies to avoid the vaccine altogether. Anyone else suddenly feel their hay fever coming on?
Actually, whatever allergies she may or may not have may not matter: many people are convinced the whole thing was staged. Oh yeh, you bet I’m going there.
First things first: conspiracy theorists have not painted themselves in glory here. Various claims have been thrown out and subsequently swiftly debunked (reminder: just like voter fraud, that there exists obviously bogus claims does not in itself rule out the presence of legitimate claims). That Maggie was snapped doing a sneaky masonic hand symbol as she was been wheeled away through an avenue of clapping scrubs really was the tin foil cherry on top. Cue outrage: those VILE (vial?) anti-vaxxer conspiracy theorists strike again!
Still. I’m no expert, clearly, but shouldn’t she be wearing gloves? I mean, they even make me wear gloves dishing out red cordial to already over-hyped teenagers at a boarding school, such is the hygiene hustle we are taking part in at the moment. Regardless of official protocol, it seems an oversight that, in perhaps the most hyped up and propagandised act of injection in recent memory, the most basic form of PPE would be omitted — especially since they have been worn at almost every televised injection since. But who knows. (Anyone?)
Anyway, gloves aside, you can watch a full video breakdown of the anomalies of the event from a lady expressing the right mix of astonishment and outrage here.
Aside from any smoking gun, we shouldn’t be surprised if it was staged. In Australia, the Premier of Queensland, Annastacia Palaszczuk, went through the PR ritual of promoting the flu shot by coping a jab from a needle that clearly still has the cap on by a nurse also with no gloves on.
Of course, when they got busted for it, they revealed that it was simply a ‘re-enactment’, given the actual injection “wasn’t captured sufficiently by cameras”. Because it’s really hard for professional news cameraman to get a good shot of someone sitting in a chair with a nervous smile on their face?
Maybe she did actually get it, who knows — and maybe old Madge did as well — but why are they pulling coordinated lies in cahoots with the media in the first place? The same media who then turn on the fake outrage when ‘sick’ and ‘deranged’ conspiracy theorists start to point out the holes in the story.
Because they really are giving the conspiracy theorists plenty of fodder on this one. A Texas nurse had to be ‘re-vaccinated’ after the initial jab was picked apart by these online sickos, clearly showing that the syringe was already depressed when it was administered.
Videos of apparently retractable needles have abounded, keeping diligent debunkers on their toes. Speaking of debunkings, we have this juicy one defending a fairly sloppy injection in Toronto. We are informed by two nurses no less that apparently it is quite normal for a proportion of the vaccine to either leak from the syringe and/or spurt back out of the needle hole in the skin (apparently with absolutely no blood involved, in this case). Wait… what?
For fuck sake guys, get it right. This is your best chance to get the public on board, you really should be able to get a clean money shot. Don’t use a leaky syringe, and if you do, don’t release the video of said syringe blowing its load early. At least the nurse was wearing gloves this time, I guess.
It looks very much to me like the wheels are falling off. Such a conclusion was confirmed via a fairly unpleasant incident I’m assuming you have seen by now: a nurse fainting during a live press conferences, a mere 17 minutes after receiving the jab herself. Never fear, however: experts were quick to reassure us that there was no way the fainting was caused by the vaccine itself, despite the fact that there is self-evidently no way they are able to know this for sure.
Firstly, I hope she is ok (I have already seen one viral video pushing the completely unsubstantiated theory that she has died, but would we expect anything different by this point?). Secondly, let’s get back to the central issue: why are they consistently making such massive cock-ups? It doesn’t take a genius, or in this case the Daily Mail, to realise that choosing someone to do a press conference just after being jabbed in front of the whole world who has a history of fainting during pain and anxiety is a terrible idea.
It also doesn’t take a genius or a conspiracy theorist to point out that, if this really was the reason why she fainted, it would have been far more likely to have occurred while she was actually receiving the vaccine in front of cameras and not over a quarter of an hour later. I guess beggars can’t be choosers, when it comes to finding willing participants for this debacle.
So what’s going on? Are we simply seeing the shambolic rollout of a rushed and increasingly obviously harmful vaccine to the increasingly wavering masses? Or we seeing some sick charade playing out right before our disbelieving eyes?
I was still on the fence. But then came the kicker. As you have probably heard by now, just after Marge was inoculated, they also ‘injected’ another poor old person, this time a gentleman. His name? William Shakespeare, because why not. Cue puns.
But forget the puns (although some of them are great). As a firm believer in Revelation of the Method, I think they just told us that all the world really is a stage, and we are the ones being played: by who, and for what purposes, I’m not entirely sure yet, but we may be about to find out.