Safe and Effective Haiku Stream

Safe and effective

5 Syllables, perfect to

Start a haiku stream

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Safe and effuckoff

A good way to continue

Rolls right off the tongue

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5 Syllable spells

To bewitch the brain, much like:

Trust the experts… fuck. 

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4 Syllable spells,

Also effective, more so 

Than your shitty jab.

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No more syringes

Have you heard? Now the Jibby

Goes through the nose lolz

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Nasal Jibby Jabs

Like an addict going from

Heroin to speed?

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Safe and effective?

May I suggest, to roll a 

Jibby Joint instead.